How Santa Claus Keeps His Beard Legendary
There’s no denying it: Santa Claus has the most iconic beard in history. Whether he’s steering his sleigh through icy winds, squeezing down chimneys, or munching on cookies left by grateful children, his magnificent white beard remains pristine and well-groomed. But how does he manage it?
The secret lies in Santa’s partnership with Copper Johns Beard Company, whose products are as magical as the North Pole itself. Let’s take a peek at Santa’s grooming routine to discover how he keeps his beard merry and bright year-round.
Step 1: A Clean Start with Beard Wash
Before Santa can make his beard shine, he starts with a thorough cleansing using Copper Johns’ Daily Conditioning Wash. Designed to gently remove dirt, oils, and residue, this beard wash ensures that Santa’s beard stays soft and clean without stripping away essential natural oils. After a long night delivering presents, this wash is the first step to rejuvenating his famous facial hair.
Step 2: Softness with Beard Conditioner
Flying through snowstorms can leave even Santa’s beard a little wild. That’s why he turns to Copper Johns’ Sweetwater Beard Conditioner a couple of times a week. This conditioner tames unruly hairs and infuses moisture, leaving his beard soft, manageable, and ready to face the elements.
Step 3: Nourishment with Beard Oil
Santa knows the importance of taking care of the skin beneath his beard, which is why he uses Copper Johns’ Beard Oil. Packed with premium ingredients like Jojoba, Castor, and Argan oils, along with Ionic Inland Sea Minerals, this oil keeps his skin hydrated, prevents itchiness, and makes his beard look healthy and vibrant. It’s a small step that ensures Santa’s beard is as jolly as he is!
Step 4: Hydration and Style with Beard Butter
To lock in moisture and give his beard a soft, full look, Santa applies Copper Johns’ Beard Butter. This luxurious product helps keep his beard nourished throughout the night, whether he’s riding high over rooftops or enjoying a cozy evening with Mrs. Claus. With Unrefined Shea Butter and Meadowfoam Oil, it’s a treat for his beard—and his signature style.
Step 5: Windproofing with Beard Balm
Even Santa’s magical sleigh can’t block the gusty winds of Christmas Eve. For those extra windy nights, he relies on Copper Johns’ Beard Balm. With Organic Beeswax and Shea Butter, the balm provides a firm hold, keeping his beard looking sharp and under control no matter how wild the weather gets.
Step 6: Mustache Perfection with Mustache Wax
Let’s face it, no one wants a mustache full of cookie crumbs. Santa uses Copper Johns’ Mustache Wax to keep his whiskers out of his mouth and in perfect shape. With just the right amount of control, this wax ensures that Santa’s mustache remains neat and tidy—even after sampling a houseful of treats.
Why Copper Johns?
Santa could have chosen any products, but he trusts Copper Johns because of their high-quality ingredients, commitment to non-comedogenic formulations, and their understanding of what beards need. From the North Pole’s freezing temperatures to warm and cozy hearths, these products deliver unparalleled care and performance.
A Beard Worthy of Christmas Cheer
So, there you have it—Santa Claus’ secret to maintaining the world’s most famous beard. Whether you’re prepping for your own sleigh ride or just want a beard as magnificent as Santa’s, Copper Johns Beard Company has you covered.
This holiday season, treat your beard to the same care Santa uses, and make your grooming routine something truly magical. Ho, ho, ho—and happy grooming!